Round over

Beta Round 3

Wed, 17 Jun 2026, 20:00 – Wed, 8 Jul 2026, 20:00 · Ticks 1.01K

Players

143

Fleet Attacks

141

Missile Attacks

8.52 GT

Total Yield

2.93K

Probe Missions

Final Podium

Kier Starmer (Rehired)

24,084,584,397

Fat Les

26,390,847,505

Wotsits

23,048,828,710

Standings

Kingdom AttackBuildMissilesNemesisLandResearchEurekaColony CombatColony AttackColony DefenceColony LevelsKingdom DefenceProbeReligionTradeZone

#	Kingdom	Score	Land	Net Worth	W / L	Win %
1	Fat Les	26,390,847,505	32.9M m²	321.25M	101 / 62	62.0%
2	Kier Starmer (Rehired)	24,084,584,397	27.7M m²	1.39B	161 / 101	61.5%
3	Wotsits	23,048,828,710	29.6M m²	1.01B	174 / 55	76.0%
4	Aggressive Cucumber	22,608,123,243	22.2M m²	749.28M	103 / 69	59.9%
5	Seasonal Greetings	18,339,120,792	40.3M m²	994.09M	144 / 84	63.2%
6	DiggyDiggyHole	17,041,134,189	21M m²	538.89M	3 / 91	3.2%
7	The Dark Order	12,441,902,824	21.1M m²	740.56M	21 / 47	30.9%
8	MR WORLDWIDE	12,197,069,474	22M m²	625.63M	101 / 87	53.7%
9	Cheese Puff	11,711,970,984	16M m²	357.83M	1 / 15	6.3%
10	Goblin	8,506,458,279	17M m²	700.44M	47 / 82	36.4%
11	Bark at the Moon	8,471,908,821	8.2M m²	69.58M	0 / 63	0.0%
12	Touch Grass	8,021,503,126	8M m²	142.29M	62 / 178	25.8%
13	Research & Destroy	7,849,573,444	7.9M m²	116.06M	57 / 182	23.9%
14	_	6,534,964,324	15.5M m²	239.88M	33 / 41	44.6%
15	Probe Me Harder	6,326,586,831	10.9M m²	181.95M	91 / 113	44.6%
16	Daddy	6,048,278,528	11M m²	189.24M	100 / 106	48.5%
17	Genghis Khant	5,655,444,870	10.1M m²	169.52M	66 / 159	29.3%
18	Darth Trader	5,371,898,645	11.4M m²	215.14M	74 / 115	39.1%

Awards

First Blood

Wotsits

Raided Genghis Khant for 15 land

Biggest Raid

Seasonal Greetings

Took 13.18K land from Kier Starmer (Rehired)

Pyrrhic Victor

Aggressive Cucumber

9 wins · avg 39.7% fleet lost per raid

Oppenheimer

12 missiles fired · 1.73 GT built yield

Most Nuked

Kier Starmer (Rehired)

Hit by 36 missiles

Piñata

Touch Grass

Attacked 28 times

Honey Badger

Genghis Khant

Repelled 2 of 7 attacks

East India Company

Aggressive Cucumber

94 trade runs

Voice of the Faithful

Cheese Puff

4.79M influence · 13 colonies

Conqueror of Colonies

Seasonal Greetings

140 colony wins

Mission Possible

DiggyDiggyHole

2.56B total mission rewards

Macroconomist

Kier Starmer (Rehired)

22.66B energy + mass generated

Big Dick Colony

Fat Les

Level 42 · Nameless

Nearly Man

Kier Starmer (Rehired)

2nd place · 24,084,584,397

Biggest Turtle

Touch Grass

9.86K defence score per land tile

Ghost

DiggyDiggyHole, Bark at the Moon, The Dark Order +5 more

Active but never attacked

The Space Viking

Kier Starmer (Rehired)

666.26M energy + mass · 83.2K land plundered from colonies

Eureka

DiggyDiggyHole

642.19M research score

Top Commander

Wotsits

Commander - 142 total XP (12 military / 128 trade / 2 mission)

The Nice Guy

Cheese Puff

Never triggered or became a nemesis target

The Story

Beta Round 3 ran for 1,008 ticks with 18 kingdoms competing across the galaxy. When the dust settled, Fat Les claimed victory with a score of 26,390,847,505, finishing 8.7% ahead of Kier Starmer (Rehired).

Wotsits drew first blood against Genghis Khant, seizing 15 land. The fiercest rivalry was between MR WORLDWIDE and Touch Grass, who clashed 13 times. The bloodiest day saw 22 fleet attacks on 8 July. Kier Starmer (Rehired) bore the brunt of the missile campaigns, struck 36 times. Touch Grass ran the most aggressive intelligence operation, launching 833 probe missions and deploying 2.33B probes across the galaxy.

Seasonal Greetings commanded the most territory at their peak with 40.3M m², but the score race told a different story. Kier Starmer (Rehired) dominated economic output throughout the round. Cheese Puff spread their faith across 13 colonies. Touch Grass was the round's most committed turtle - piling defences onto a relatively small footprint to create a fortress that warmongers struggled to crack.

Fleet

Attacks Sent

Kingdom	Attacks	Wins	Avg Loss	Land Taken
Wotsits	35	33	24.2%	12.5M m²
MR WORLDWIDE	35	31	28.4%	7.3M m²
Kier Starmer (Rehired)	29	28	16.6%	18.2M m²
_	15	12	28.6%	7.3M m²
Goblin	13	11	28.5%	5.3M m²
Aggressive Cucumber	9	9	39.7%	4.3M m²
Seasonal Greetings	3	3	23.3%	4.9M m²
Fat Les	2	1	77.5%	1.3M m²
Research & Destroy	1	0	93.2%	0 m²
Cheese Puff	1	1	10%	295K m²

Defences

Kingdom	Times Attacked	Repelled
Genghis Khant	7	2
Touch Grass	28	2
MR WORLDWIDE	10	2
Kier Starmer (Rehired)	8	2
Wotsits	5	2
Fat Les	5	1
Goblin	4	1
Seasonal Greetings	4	1
DiggyDiggyHole	13	1
Cheese Puff	1	0
Probe Me Harder	8	0
Daddy	5	0
Aggressive Cucumber	9	0
Bark at the Moon	5	0
The Dark Order	7	0
Darth Trader	5	0
_	1	0
Research & Destroy	18	0

Commanders

Kingdom	Commander	Military XP	Trade XP	Mission XP	Total XP
Wotsits	Commander	12	128	2	142
The Dark Order	Commander	2	114	20	136
DiggyDiggyHole	Commander	2	0	134	136
DiggyDiggyHole	Commander	0	0	136	136
Fat Les	Commander	0	122	14	136
The Dark Order	Commander	2	0	128	130
The Dark Order	Commander	0	106	20	126
Fat Les	Commander	16	0	110	126
The Dark Order	Commander	0	112	12	124
Wotsits	Commander	38	78	6	122
Daddy	Commander	121	0	0	121
Fat Les	Commander	25	0	96	121
Wotsits	Commander	115	0	2	117
Darth Trader	Commander	0	0	114	114
Touch Grass	Commander	0	0	114	114
Daddy	Commander	0	0	114	114
Research & Destroy	Commander	0	0	114	114
Genghis Khant	Commander	0	0	114	114
Probe Me Harder	Commander	0	0	114	114
Kier Starmer (Rehired)	Commander	113	0	0	113
Seasonal Greetings	Commander	28	0	84	112
Aggressive Cucumber	Commander	3	104	0	107
DiggyDiggyHole	Commander	0	0	106	106
Probe Me Harder	Commander	105	0	0	105
Probe Me Harder	Commander	105	0	0	105
DiggyDiggyHole	Commander	3	0	102	105
Daddy	Commander	105	0	0	105
Fat Les	Commander	91	0	12	103
Daddy	Commander	0	0	102	102
Genghis Khant	Commander	0	0	102	102
Darth Trader	Commander	0	0	102	102
Probe Me Harder	Commander	0	0	102	102
Touch Grass	Commander	0	0	102	102
Research & Destroy	Commander	0	0	102	102
Aggressive Cucumber	Commander	20	80	0	100
Darth Trader	Commander	99	0	0	99
Wotsits	Commander	85	6	8	99
Seasonal Greetings	Commander	6	0	92	98
Seasonal Greetings	Commander	95	2	0	97
Wotsits	Commander	82	6	8	96
Fat Les	Commander	70	0	26	96
Genghis Khant	Commander	95	0	0	95
Darth Trader	Commander	94	0	0	94
MR WORLDWIDE	Commander	84	6	4	94
MR WORLDWIDE	Commander	48	20	22	90
Seasonal Greetings	Commander	84	0	4	88
Seasonal Greetings	Commander	70	0	16	86
DiggyDiggyHole	Commander	0	80	6	86
MR WORLDWIDE	Commander	43	26	16	85
Kier Starmer (Rehired)	Commander	16	62	6	84
Aggressive Cucumber	Commander	64	0	18	82
Touch Grass	Commander	80	0	0	80
Kier Starmer (Rehired)	Commander	77	0	0	77
Kier Starmer (Rehired)	Commander	55	16	4	75
Aggressive Cucumber	Commander	59	4	12	75
Aggressive Cucumber	Commander	62	0	10	72
Touch Grass	Commander	72	0	0	72
Kier Starmer (Rehired)	Commander	57	6	8	71
The Dark Order	Commander	44	0	26	70
Genghis Khant	Commander	70	0	0	70
Research & Destroy	Commander	65	0	0	65
Research & Destroy	Commander	64	0	0	64
Cheese Puff	Commander	0	0	58	58
Goblin	Commander	12	38	0	50
_	Commander	38	2	2	42
Goblin	Commander	38	0	0	38
MR WORLDWIDE	Commander	6	20	10	36
MR WORLDWIDE	Commander	9	16	4	29
_	Commander	20	0	2	22
Goblin	Commander	16	0	0	16
Cheese Puff	Commander	0	0	14	14
Goblin	Commander	12	0	0	12
Cheese Puff	Commander	0	0	10	10
Goblin	Commander	8	2	0	10
_	Commander	6	2	2	10
Cheese Puff	Commander	0	0	8	8
_	Commander	2	4	2	8
Cheese Puff	Commander	2	0	6	8
_	Commander	1	4	2	7

Missiles

Who Fired

Kingdom	Built	Fired	Biggest	Built Yield
_	38	12	176.46 MT	1.73 GT
Research & Destroy	36	5	88.79 MT	1.52 GT
Seasonal Greetings	32	19	238.91 MT	1.48 GT
Bark at the Moon	26	26	89.83 MT	1.36 GT
Wotsits	23	26	194.71 MT	680.47 MT
MR WORLDWIDE	11	8	223.03 MT	1.03 GT
DiggyDiggyHole	10	10	124.91 MT	961.02 MT
Fat Les	8	3	70.49 MT	355.97 MT
Cheese Puff	6	5	154.54 MT	449.73 MT
Kier Starmer (Rehired)	4	10	281.73 MT	561.97 MT
The Dark Order	3	11	49.02 MT	79.84 MT
Goblin	3	4	130.84 MT	315.41 MT
Aggressive Cucumber	2	2	42.16 MT	43.34 MT

Who Got Hit

Kingdom	Times Hit	Breaches	Structures Lost
Kier Starmer (Rehired)	36	8	33.96K
Wotsits	34	0	0
Fat Les	16	0	0
Aggressive Cucumber	13	0	0
Seasonal Greetings	12	0	0
MR WORLDWIDE	10	0	0
The Dark Order	5	0	0
Touch Grass	5	3	6.08K
Cheese Puff	4	0	0
DiggyDiggyHole	2	0	0
Genghis Khant	2	1	2.66K
Darth Trader	1	0	0
Probe Me Harder	1	0	0

Espionage

Probes Sent

Kingdom	Missions	Probes Used	Successful
Touch Grass	833	2.33B	486
Wotsits	478	812.19M	246
MR WORLDWIDE	426	763.96M	249
Kier Starmer (Rehired)	286	634.44M	81
Seasonal Greetings	285	610.59M	100
Goblin	176	63.99M	42
_	112	276.69M	30
Aggressive Cucumber	111	38.66M	59
The Dark Order	101	39.63M	38
Research & Destroy	83	399.12M	51
Fat Les	42	24.68M	17

Most Probed

Kingdom	Missions Against	Probes Used
Wotsits	420	630.1M
Fat Les	259	629.73M
MR WORLDWIDE	237	536.59M
Kier Starmer (Rehired)	229	452M
Aggressive Cucumber	224	478.13M
The Dark Order	207	554.33M
DiggyDiggyHole	207	569.41M
Seasonal Greetings	179	426.59M
Touch Grass	151	204.58M
Bark at the Moon	144	224.23M
Goblin	136	410.35M
_	133	194.95M
Cheese Puff	109	243.63M
Research & Destroy	88	125.84M
Probe Me Harder	64	66.67M
Daddy	59	80.36M
Genghis Khant	48	83.12M
Darth Trader	39	86.92M

Economy

Total Production (all ticks)

Kingdom	Energy	Mass	Credits
Kier Starmer (Rehired)	13.67B	8.99B	45.56M
Wotsits	11.75B	7.86B	105.81M
Seasonal Greetings	9.03B	6.92B	103.85M
Daddy	9.03B	5.82B	48.42M
Probe Me Harder	8.86B	5.7B	51.4M
Goblin	8.68B	5.64B	39.22M
MR WORLDWIDE	8.16B	5.68B	55.95M
Darth Trader	7.51B	4.86B	43.11M
Genghis Khant	6.72B	4.34B	39.02M
_	6.56B	4.35B	43.37M
Fat Les	6.4B	4.03B	222.56M
Touch Grass	6.14B	3.96B	31.86M
DiggyDiggyHole	5.25B	4.42B	146.47M
Cheese Puff	5.2B	3.93B	91.45M
Research & Destroy	5.33B	3.43B	29.29M
Aggressive Cucumber	4.91B	3.17B	149.8M
Bark at the Moon	3.74B	3.67B	71.16M
The Dark Order	3.87B	2.59B	109.49M

Trade Runs

Kingdom	Runs	Energy	Mass	Research
Aggressive Cucumber	94	6.37B	4.75B	95.79M
Wotsits	109	4.74B	3.26B	41.13M
The Dark Order	166	1.9B	1.23B	54.22M
Fat Les	61	1.24B	889.5M	17.81M
Kier Starmer (Rehired)	42	1.17B	829.55M	6.34M
DiggyDiggyHole	40	573.03M	372.83M	11.87M
Goblin	20	60.8M	38.91M	562.79K
MR WORLDWIDE	44	18.74M	13.65M	388.26K
Seasonal Greetings	1	0	0	0
_	6	0	0	0

Tribute (Colony Combat)

Kingdom	Energy	Mass	Research	Credits	Land
Kier Starmer (Rehired)	377.28M	288.98M	5.36M	2.26M	16.6M m²
Wotsits	270.59M	200.71M	4.47M	2.29M	17.1M m²
Seasonal Greetings	246.03M	177.8M	3.69M	2.18M	15.5M m²
Goblin	140.47M	97.58M	1.02M	521.44K	3.8M m²
MR WORLDWIDE	104.76M	73.5M	1.08M	926.38K	6.8M m²
Daddy	106.11M	71.99M	511.04K	116.17K	1M m²
Fat Les	99.02M	64.3M	528.67K	1.57M	11.2M m²
Probe Me Harder	84.09M	57.55M	379.54K	93.5K	791K m²
Darth Trader	67.78M	45.42M	274.23K	107.72K	898.2K m²
Aggressive Cucumber	67.28M	44.94M	320.89K	1.03M	7.9M m²
Genghis Khant	47.65M	32.33M	185.09K	90.79K	738.8K m²
Touch Grass	34.77M	23.58M	119.04K	82.44K	723.8K m²
_	25.05M	17.25M	136.86K	337.81K	2.3M m²
Research & Destroy	19.67M	13.34M	97.47K	82.06K	754.4K m²
The Dark Order	0	0	0	197K	1.4M m²

Religion

Influence Generated

Kingdom	Total Influence	Colonies Influenced
Cheese Puff	4.79M	13
Daddy	4.55M	51
Probe Me Harder	3.85M	51
Goblin	1.53M	16
Fat Les	1.45M	33
Kier Starmer (Rehired)	427K	11
Aggressive Cucumber	419.5K	15
Seasonal Greetings	326.03K	7
Bark at the Moon	219.65K	1
MR WORLDWIDE	129.8K	15
Wotsits	77.25K	26
DiggyDiggyHole	50K	1
_	2.3K	5

Missions

Mission Rewards Earned

Kingdom	Energy	Mass	Research	Land
DiggyDiggyHole	1.42B	1.07B	66.07M	112.15K
Seasonal Greetings	597.99M	223.89M	38.53M	97.26K
Cheese Puff	494.14M	285.17M	18.42M	26.74K
Fat Les	459.24M	277.26M	39.68M	105.58K
The Dark Order	327.98M	229.6M	34.73M	81.47K
Aggressive Cucumber	81.46M	10.04M	20.44M	49.16K
_	30.9M	23.11M	811.6K	2.51K
MR WORLDWIDE	20.72M	6.45M	20.23M	51.04K
Genghis Khant	18.28M	12.12M	927.3K	1.8K
Darth Trader	18.28M	12.12M	927.3K	1.8K
Probe Me Harder	18.28M	12.12M	927.3K	1.8K
Daddy	18.28M	12.12M	927.3K	1.8K
Touch Grass	18.28M	12.12M	927.3K	1.8K
Research & Destroy	18.28M	12.12M	927.3K	1.8K
Kier Starmer (Rehired)	8.29M	0	7.36M	18.62K
Wotsits	1.35M	765K	10.09M	24.2K

Colony Combat

Colony Attacks

Kingdom	Attacks	Wins	Losses
Kier Starmer (Rehired)	225	131	94
Seasonal Greetings	221	140	81
Research & Destroy	220	57	163
Genghis Khant	218	64	154
Touch Grass	212	60	152
Daddy	201	100	101
Probe Me Harder	196	91	105
Wotsits	189	139	50
Darth Trader	184	74	110
Fat Les	156	99	57
Aggressive Cucumber	154	94	60
MR WORLDWIDE	143	68	75
Goblin	112	35	77
DiggyDiggyHole	81	2	79
The Dark Order	61	21	40
Bark at the Moon	58	0	58
_	58	21	37
Cheese Puff	14	0	14

Records

Peak Land

Kingdom	Peak	Final
Seasonal Greetings	40.3M m²	40.3M m²
Kier Starmer (Rehired)	36.4M m²	27.7M m²
Fat Les	32.9M m²	32.9M m²
Wotsits	32M m²	29.6M m²
MR WORLDWIDE	23.5M m²	22M m²
Aggressive Cucumber	22.2M m²	22.2M m²
DiggyDiggyHole	21.7M m²	21M m²
The Dark Order	21.1M m²	21.1M m²
Goblin	17.2M m²	17M m²
Cheese Puff	16M m²	16M m²
_	15.5M m²	15.5M m²
Daddy	12.4M m²	11M m²
Darth Trader	11.4M m²	11.4M m²
Probe Me Harder	11M m²	10.9M m²
Genghis Khant	10.1M m²	10.1M m²
Bark at the Moon	8.4M m²	8.2M m²
Touch Grass	8.1M m²	8M m²
Research & Destroy	8M m²	7.9M m²